"kalientje polientje onze resident pizza-met-jalapeño-maker en zes verrie koel en super mooi als ze blauw is brochacho kan goed tekenen bro is de next rembrandt woo slay go girlie mwah xx
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**MES OPINIONS UBER KALIENTJE POLIENTJE**
- tres cool
- gut tekenen
- next rembrandt fr fr
- grapjas😋😋
- verrie prettie
- og Smurf fr
- eng om 3u ‘s nachts✌️🙏
- kween
- love the hip grandma kleding🙏🙏
- W zusje fr aneles de goat
- broertje is slay
- we loef jost klen
- ik hou van kaas"
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extra message:
-from @chihirochosechoco
-read 'rent-free' on wattpad
(omg i have an advertisement on my page!)
"THIS IS THE WORST PERSON IVE EVER MET!!! THIS PERSON CAME FROM THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL AND ARRIVED AT BAGUPO TO WREAK HAVOC AMONG THE PEOPLE. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM."
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...
I honestly can't tell wether they are being sarcastic or not...
KALINKA EST EINE VERRIE INTRESTING VERIE MUCH 人 I EVER MEET HAVE!! ELLE AIME LES CHOSES PLUS ÉTRANGES ET SIE IST UHM SEHR COOL!! VERRIE MUCH RECOMMENDARE ELLE IN ZU HUREN TO ZINGEN UND RIDERE!! SIE IST NICHT HO DOULUS, SIE IST NICHT HE DOULE SIE IST SUPERGAAF!! WIR LIEBEN KALIENTJE POLIENTJE UND HER BELISSIMA CRINGENESS!!! WIR HABEN ENSEMBLE 67 PAIDOUS IN KELLER OPGESLOTON UND CARPE DIEM EST 她的 LEVENSMOTTO SCRIBEREQUE DESSINERQUE EST HER SPECIALTY!!!
YOURS SINCERELY, TANTE TANTI YIN TIANJI TIANGINICOËFFICIËNT PRO IN FRANZÖSISCH UWU 676767676767
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I think this message contains (ancient) greek, english, dutch, chinese, french, latin, german and brainrot.
good luck with translating.
The ultimate guide to Kaliëntje:
1st: this cow is ALLLLLWAYS right (make sure to tell her everyday, it makes her very happy)
2nd: blue oompa loompa's DO NOT exist, this is the no1 theory she believes in
3rd: EUROPAPAPAPPAPA
Dit is de outline
dus gwn wat er staat
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dear friend, i have a few things to adress to you:
1. DEZE KOE is NEVER right!
2. blue oompaloompas DO exist. I have lots of proof!
3. EUROPAPAPPAPAPAPAPAP
"very cool and silly (almost as silly as me!) person, who does countless awesome things, EXCEPT for cleaning up her code. please go do that i beg of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! very friend-shaped and kind and compliments and stuffblfdsjlhfdljshfdslj (i'm not good at this ) beton!!!!
finley out"
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make sure to visit their site aswell!
random facts!
I never really have a favorite thing... THERE IS ALWAYS TOO MANY COLORS. TOO MANY ANIMALS. TOO MANY SONGS. TOO MANY. I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE. OKAY?
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yes, i had a unicorn phase.
yes, i had a harry potter phase.
yes, i had a stranger things phase.
yes, i had a... i won't describe it phase.
yes, i had a eurovision phase which is now sadly over (i am not watching this year...).
yes, i am still living in the europapa phase.
yes, i have now re-entered my stranger things phase.
it's bad.
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!
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on my bedroom wall i have 41 drawings/things/ posters that i have made staring at me 24/7. (I have a painting of a scary looking grandma right beside my bed...)
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i have modded my ipod classic and... i have music on it! (these are 'random facts' after all)
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a fun fact is that i never come up with fun facts. that is why this category is called 'random' facts!
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i have a dog and he is very cool.
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i write the coolest parodies of songs i like (i think that at this point you should know what 'cool' means in this context...)
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A very controversial opinion:
i very much enjoy testweeks!
maybe because i do all the studying before it and then we have a full week of only tests and no lessons so i only have to revise everything and then i'm FREE for the whole day!!! THAT IS THE LIFE
astrophysics, cosmology, astronomy (THESE THREE ARE NOT THE SAME!), anything physics related, yapping (about whatever), reading (mostly sci-fi, but also lots of other genres), drawing (graphite pencil, charchoal, colored pencil, oil pastels, markers, pens, ink, etc.), painting (acrylic, gouache, watercolors, etc.), sewing (both from scratch and upcycling), learning (it's really fun!), taking walks (i need to go outside more it's so fun), languages (only if it's not for a test haha), good movies/tv-shows/documentaries (e.g. interstellar (AAaaAAA), the matrix, tenet, stranger things, the office, 3 body problem, the song of the sea, wolfwalkers, eurovision song contest: the story of the fire saga, invasion, oppenheimer, and probably a lot more... (yes, we have netflix at home. DON'T JUDGE ME I ALREADY DO IT ENOUGH MYSELF)), designing (posters, t-shirts, collages, photoshop/procreate, etc), making short films/video's (don't ask), anything creative really, eurovision song contest (until now, because the ebu kinda effed up), listening to music, talking to myself, trying to make music, writing (diary and fiction), biology, chemistry, philosophy, digital minimalism, building this website, school (i'm not denying it's too much- it is, but i gotta say that i find it quite nice...), physical media, climate change (it's obviously not 'fun', but i am quite passionate about it. I mean- COME ON WE CANNOT CONTINUE LIVING LIKE THIS I-), rambling, dancing, sports (im not good), trying new things, satire, cringe random little things, math (controversial topic aswell), doing absolutely nothing, PLAYING GAMES WITH MY FRIENDS!!!, doing random things with friends/sidequesting, making jokes (they are very, very bad but i find them funny), writing about my interests, realizing that i have too many interests, forcing myself to stop writing about my interests.
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