Bartholomue Gingersnap III:

Radioactive fireworks? My ultra-advanced vocabulary does not contain that first term. This must be some sort of slang of the latest generation, those little bastards. Now their slang has infected the most well-known market in the universe. What a disgrace. But oh well, why don't we try these 'radioacive' fireworks. Must be some children's toy... seems like fun!