Bartholomue Gingersnap III:

EWWWW! GET THAT MONSTROSITY OUT OF MY FACE!!! WHO TOLD YOU TO BUY THIS PIECE OF... SHIT? *Did I actually say that word??? This business is causing me to lose my sanity...* THIS SMELLS SO BAD, WHO WOULD EVER BUY THIS? WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE??? LET'S GO BACK! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. HORRENDOUS. HORRIFIC.